While waiting in the locker room for my friend to finish getting ready for our spin class, I had the pleasure of encountering what I have classified as the narcissist gym goer. This chick was priceless! She was wearing the smallest hot pink spandex shorts imaginable, with a brightly colored, skin-tight tank top and matching spots bra. She literally walked up on the other side of the bench that I was standing next to and proceeded to stare at herself in the mirror what about 3-5 minutes.
During this time, she seemed oblivious to anyone and anything else. She fixed her hair, twice. She then turned to the side and admired her physique (which I have to admit, she did have a very toned body that I would die for). The best part was when she lifted up her tank top to expose her stomach, which allowed her to praise her own abs.
|Her body was similar but her face, not so much...|
My friend and I later noticed her doing lunges smack on the middle of the cardio area between the treadmills and the elliptical machines; probably so she could be watched by all. I hope she finds a boyfriend soon...